November's Trying to Stop Me!

By now you know about the challenge to write a new blog for every day of the month in November, right? We're almost to the halfway point and it has occurred to me that whatever genius decided that November would be the National Blog Month wasn't really a genius at all, but a person who has no life, no hope and probably no friends or family.

Now, I know that probably sounds harsh. And hypocritical. After all, I'm here typing right? But hear me out: It's NOVEMBER, one of the most awesome months of the year to go OUTSIDE and observe the fireworks displays of changing leaves, to play with your kids at the park, to lay under blankets with your significant others and watch movies, read books, lay by the fire or, you know, other stuff (statistics show most babies are conceived during the months of November and December).

You have Thanksgiving, you have shopping the day after, you have relatives coming in, long lost friends, Christmas cards that need to go out, a mother-in-law to fret about presents to plan, clothes to buy for the changing seasons, etc etc.

WHO HAS TIME TO BLOG WITH ALL THIS GOING ON?!

But oh ho ho, you haven't gotten ME pegged in a corner. Not by a long shot! I'm very... verbose shall we say, and there is such a thing as scheduling a blog to be published in the future so if you're having a particularly chatty day with lots of inspiration you can end up with a buffer of blogs in case you forget, get too stressed out, pass out, have emergencies or any other thing. Life can go on as normal even if it is not and everyone on the internet will still think you are living deficient.

I don't know whether to be happy about this or doubtful in my own humanity...

Anyway, this is my last blog for this day, to be canned for a future publishing date. This is the third, and I'm pretty happy about that because I'm pretty sure I'll have more to write about tomorrow and IT will be pushed to the back of the line to help insure that all of the blogs that go out will go out in an orderly fashion to avoid any possible confusion.

Also, thanks to the people who are coming to the blog, and who are clicking on the ad in the top right. According to the Google money counter I've made almost two whole dollars in a day. Now, scoff if you will, but that is two imaginary (imaginary until I get the check and it clears) dollars that I did not have yesterday.

Be sure to click often to help out. Every penny will go into an old military ammo box I have that is reserved for musical equipment. It's kind of like a handout except all you're handing out is a small movement of muscles under your index finger to click on an ad.

Ah, this blog is nice and long wouldn't you say? Something to help you pass the time enjoyably I hope. I say this because my wife is one of the people that November seems to be beating. Every night she sits down and says she has no idea what to write about and that she has homework to do and all that stuff. But she pulls it off every night. Good job, sweetie! Keep it up! Only * cough * cough * cough* more days to go.

Take care, everyone!