The Tool Academy

This is quickly turning into my favorite show.

A bunch of horrible boyfriends are lured to a reality show called Mr. Awesome (sounds like a real show, right?) only to find out it's really called the Tool Academy and that they are, well, tools. So now they have to stay there in the mansion and rehabilitate.

I think it's great that there's still an idea of rehabilitation here. You know what's really happening is these people are enjoying being on TV and they'll show up later for a brand new season of "I can't sink low enough!"

Not only are the guys complete douchebags but the conjugal visits (there are conjugal visits, by the way) are filmed.

So here we go with a little analysis: You are a girl who has a douche of a boyfriend and YOU think that taking him on a reality show to be broadcast nationally to break him and fix him back the way he needs to be fixed - by the way, kudos to YOU for being so smart and so willing to sell your emotional abuse as a commodity - and set yourself up for all sorts of embarrassment and if I thought for a second that anyone who, when confronted with the fact that the show's title is the Tool Academy and its purpose is to showcase how big of a douche you are, did NOT walk away immediately (just shut your mouth and walk away) had any kind of a soul I would feel bad for watching this.

But I'm fairly confident they don't have souls. I'm pretty sure they're fake. I mean, I'm pretty sure they're robots set up to entertain people like me.

But give it a shot. The show is hilarious.