Hugh Hefner's Girlfriends

Holly, Bridget and Kendra have been Hef's girls for a while now and I'm sure there's nothing sexual going on. At least, I don't want to think there's anything sexual going on. The mere idea - and it isn't allowed to progress past that point - makes me shudder and feel bad for the girls.

Anyway, those girls are OUT and new girls are in.

Twins.

While I think it's fine for a guy like Hef to have three or four girlfriends, I do wonder what the girls think.

Well, I wonder what the girls WOULD think if the relationship was indeed sexual and not so dang creepy. Surely at least one of the girls would be jealous over Hef's attention toward one of the others, right? I'm sure as of now, again, not thinking ANYTHING sexual is going on, these are just girls that are enjoying living in a mansion with tons of money and presents being showered on them. It looks like a sweet gig and I don't blame them for taking it.

However, I do have to pause and wonder about these new twins. I mean, Hef is calling you two his girlfriends, implying to anyone who will listen that he is INDEED having sex with you and that it's pretty sweet.

To be fair, these aren't the first twins in the adult business or anything, but I'm always wondering how they could stomach the idea of being sexual with the same person? If my brother proposed something similar (assuming he had a girlfriend of course) I'd flat out say no. Are you kidding?

That just smacks of grossness.

Yuck!

And I'm not passing judgement on the twins, I'm sure this is the best thing to ever happen to them and , you know, I doubt there's anything really going on, but I still wonder how they would feel if there WAS and Hef was a little more young and desirable to chicks.

Ugh.